For centuries students have been annoying thier teachers.  Some mildly, and some to the point where the teacher is ready to kill themselves.  If done correctly, one could almost call it an artistic work performed by a skilled delinquent.  Annoying teachers is almost like secrets handed down from generations of students.  In this essay, I will share a few of those secrets.
  When learning a new skill, one must start with the basics,so that is what we will do.  In the basics of annoying your teacher, you want to start with the elementary skill of throwing objects at your classmates.  When doing so, use a substance like wadded up papers.  Usually, if one person throws paper, at least half the class will follow suit.  If you for some reason cant get hold of a piece of paper to wad up, then your trash may be substituted.  If you really want to gross someone out, then take a small wadded up piece of paper and place it into your mouth.  The start chewing and allow your saliva to thouroughly saturate the paper.  After that, you take a straw and shoot the spitball at an unsuspecting classmate.
  Now that we are through the basics, we can now hit some more advanced techniques like a perivial hammer hitting a nail on the head.  The next technique is talking.  In class you want to talk as much as humanly possible with as many people as you can.  Talk as loud as you can without screaming.  When the teacher is explaining an assignment, interrupt every 10 secounds with stupid questions.  When a teacher asks you to quiet down, sass them back.  Argue with them.  Keep talking when the teacher asks you to be quiet.
  After talking in class, comes eating in class.  Now as a warning, I feel compelled to inform you that alot of teachers absolutely hate it when you eat in class, maybe even more than talking depending on the teacher.  With some teachers this may earn you a detention.  If you dont think its worth the risk, then I advise you to stop reading and ignore whats in the next paragraph.
  When it comes down to teachers and food, there are 2 types.  The teachers who will allow you to eat in class and the ones who wont.  If your teacher doesn't allow food in class, then eat constantly.  For either one of the teachers, then leave your trash all over the place.  If possible, try to throw your trash away by throwing it at a trashcan from your desk.  Make sure to do this while your teacher is looking.  Also, you might want to try eating with your mouth open if you sit in the front row.  If your allowed gum, then "chew the cud" which is another way of saying chewing gum with your mouth open.  When your done with your gum dont put it under your desk like some prehistoric caveman.  Leave it on your classroom floor like a civilized person.
  Last but not least, we come to the catagory that I mark as other.  The reason I mark it thus is that there isnt anything you can catagorize it ias, since its a bunch of random things that annoy the living crap out of teachers when students do them.  When you are sitting in class bored to death and you finished all your work, turn to your neighboring classmates and start up a game of cards.  Make as much noice as possible when you lose and please remember to bet.  Or, if you absolutely, positivly hate playing cards to the point of gnashing your teeth and pulling your hair out by the roots, then try reading a book when your teacher is speaking.  When the teacher notices and asks you to put it away, place the book in your lap with your indes finger on the page you were reading and look at your teacher with polite interest.  When your teacher turns away, pull the book out and continue with your reading.  Repeat until your teacher starts yelling and or screaming at you.
  Don't forget to whine, moan and argue if you get a detention.  If your class is a bore, come to class halfway through the period.  Another idea you might want to try is when writing an essay, randomly CaPaTaLiZe EvErY oThEr LeTtEr.  Or just have random words CAPATALIZED.  Abbr. words that arnt supp. to be abb.  Change the fonts in your writhing often.  Also, dont forget to change the font colors.  You might want to try giving the essay a missnomer for a name.
  For centuries students have dedicated thier schoolastic carriers to annoying teachers.  Some, do better than others.  Do you have it in YOU?